DJOYbeat’s Top 10 Most Eligible DJ Bachelors

You asked for it and we were happy to oblige. After scouring the interwebs, we have compiled a list of who we think are EDM’s top 10 most eligible DJs. Some of them may be technically “taken” at the moment, but they don’t have a ring on their finger and still scored top marks in our books. Besides, relationships can be terribly fickle, and you never know when one of these guys might suddenly be single again (or just pretends to be when he’s on tour). In any case, here are our top picks (in no particular order) and why we think they’re worth fan-girling over.

Let’s face it: girls have been swooning over Zedd since he first busted out on the scene, what was it, last week? Just kidding, Zedd. In short, he’s young, he’s talented, and there’s something absolutely irresistible about those crystalline puppy dog eyes that just sucks you in. Now that he’s growing out of that awkward phase, he’s starting to look a little bit less like EDM’s Justin Bieber and more like dance music’s Justin Timberlake.

Because, quite frankly, who doesn’t love a DJ who is so vocal about his appreciation for curves? He’s creative, sarcastic and he can hang with the urban music scene’s most notorious players. He’s got that whole “bad boy” look going on. Even when he’s suited up he still looks dangerous – in the most smoldering way. Diplo is the kind of guy you would want as a stripper for your bachelorette party, dressed up as a police man and threatening to arrest your bubble butt.

If Diplo is the bad boy twin, Calvin Harris is his polished, nice guy counterpart. Even with the stubble, he still looks like the David Beckham of DJs. Even though he’s clearly model material, something about him still reminds of the scrawny pale kid he used to be when he first started off as Stouffer (as in Stouffer’s pizza). It’s incredibly endearing.

The dark locks, the soulful eyes – amidst a sea of tall, angular blondes, Alesso may just be Sweden’s example of “tall, dark and handsome.” Whatever it is, it gets us bad. He’s about as beautiful as the melodies that helped put him on the map. You know, before he went all festival cheese on us (just kidding, we still love you).

John Dahlbäck circa the mid 2000’s was an adorable love muffin. John Dahlback now kind of resembles Chris Hemsworth in Thor (eight pack may or may not be included – we’ve never been so fortunate as to sneak a peek at what the Mutants label boss is packing). Despite his luscious long blonde hair and come hither eyes, John Dahlbäck is probably one of the sweetest and most modest DJs we’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. He loves pizza and video games, and among his pet peeves are capris (“I just don’t understand the purpose,” he once told us in that gorgeous Nordic accent). Ladies, here’s a closet geek with the looks of a Norse god…can somebody say “perfection”?

These two continue to prove that two is better than one, especially when you look like Mark and Allister. Just look at them – those chiseled jaws, those oh-so-sharp cheekbones… one glance and it’s not surprising why they always happen to be surrounding by a crowd of swooning girls three bodies deep in any direction. Allister has admitted that he likes the wild cards. Mark, on the other hand, doesn’t play with crazy – sorry Scorpios.

When it comes to Loco Dice, we’re not sure how much of his sex appeal has to do with his physical looks and how much has to do with how damn sexy his music is. He’s tall, he’s muscular, and he has a way of performing onstage that just forces you to contemplate how he performs in the sheets. If he’s anything like his music, its most likely intense, carnal and utterly arousing.

Sure, he’s a hipster – but that can be sexy too. We’re digging the glasses, the off kilter fashion sense, the scruff and his winning sense of humor. If you’re looking for a guy that can make you laugh, look no further.

The dude looks like an anime character when he’s wearing a suit. You know, the sexy kind of anime character that every middle school girl found attractive despite the fact that it was anime. Gesaffelstein’s features are as dark and brooding as his music. And he’s French. Something about his demeanor makes me feel like there’s no sexual escapade that this guy hasn’t already thought of or experienced. Maybe it’s the whole French thing.

This one is a wild card. Sometimes he looks like Latin model, sometimes he looks like homeless person. But when he does go the whole model route, he really pulls it off. He’s got those heavy eyelids that always make it seem as though he’s trying to seduce you with his eyes. Plus, the man has the ability to make you move, regardless of your mood or dancing capabilities. He is Miami through and through, and we love it.